Proms are the perfect preparation for adulthood—and that’s because it’s so, so terribly disappointing. A complete and utter lie! (Photo: Archive)
Let us begin with this fact. (Photo: Twitter)
Oh, you thought I was asking you to prom? My bad. (Photo: Twitter)
So think wisely when you ask somebody to prom. But not pressure, though. (Photo: Twitter)
We all know it really is promlicated! (Photo: Twitter)
That was quite the low point of my life. (Photo: Twitter)
Dang, girl! That’s what I call a prom date! (Photo: Twitter)
And not the cool kind of prom hair! (Photo: Twitter)
The only kind of guy I want to go to prom with. (Photo: Twitter)
Otherwise, you can start saying your goodbyes to that dress. (Photo: Twitter)
I’ll take one for the team (not my choice, but somebody’s choice, nonetheless). (Photo: Twitter)
This is the right way of not getting asked to prom, y’all! (Photo: Twitter)
Running out of options here! (Photo: Twitter)
I’m taking myself to prom and I can’t think of a person I would rather be with on this special night! (Photo: Twitter)
This guy is living in 2030… (Photo: Twitter)
For many high school students, April showers bring May flowers, and May flowers can be used to make cheap corsets that can be worn on the lapel of a smelly rented tux at prom.
Ah yes, prom. Countless movies have centered around this romantic, magical, unforgettable night. But many have failed on actually portraying how anachronistic, sexist, awkward, and basically overrated this lame celebration really is.
However, after all of the above, we’ll be the first to admit that this obscenely expensive ritual is not entire pointless. And that is because proms are the perfect preparation for adulthood—and that’s because it’s so, so terribly disappointing. A complete and utter lie!
As we welcome this dreadful season, here are 15 tweets to help you remember (or, in case you’re a high schooler, warn you) of how little prom actually matters.
