For many high school students, April showers bring May flowers, and May flowers can be used to make cheap corsets that can be worn on the lapel of a smelly rented tux at prom.
Ah yes, prom. Countless movies have centered around this romantic, magical, unforgettable night. But many have failed on actually portraying how anachronistic, sexist, awkward, and basically overrated this lame celebration really is.
However, after all of the above, we’ll be the first to admit that this obscenely expensive ritual is not entire pointless. And that is because proms are the perfect preparation for adulthood—and that’s because it’s so, so terribly disappointing. A complete and utter lie!
As we welcome this dreadful season, here are 15 tweets to help you remember (or, in case you’re a high schooler, warn you) of how little prom actually matters.