WHERE IS MELANIA? Twitter has some theories of what she’s been up to during the last month. (Photo: WENN)
Read this in Orange Man’s voice. He obviously wrote this. (Photo: Twitter)
Time to demand photos of her holding todays Washington Post. (Photo: Twitter)
She’ll be back soon looking younger and with different markings on her coat. (Photo: Twitter)
Bangs are ALWAYS a risk. (Photo: Twitter)
Been there. Done that. (Photo: Twitter)
Maybe she’s helping Drake with a comeback track? (Photo: Twitter)
Maybe Melania is gone for good. (Photo: Twitter)
Maybe she’s just FLOTUS-ing really hard. (Photo: Twitter)
Maybe Melania’s white hat isn’t the only thing she copied from the Young Pope. (Photo: Twitter)
Maybe she’s just chillin’ in Narnia with Mr. Tumnus. (Photo: Twitter)
She’s lost in the sofas and couches section. (Photo: Twitter)
We should start looking in our hearts. (Photo: Twitter)
Perhaps we should start taking this a little more seriously… (Photo: Twitter)
That—or plastic surgery. (Photo: Twitter)
Maybe she ran away with it. (Photo: Twitter)
Melania’s white hat has spoken. (Photo: Twitter)
It’s been exactly 24 days since the first Melania Trump was seen in public, and people are concerned—or at least curious.
Her suspicious absence from the public eye has led to many theories about her well-being, especially after she responded to questions about her whereabout on Wednesday via Twitter—which only increased speculation given that the tweet sounds very much like her husband.
Theories on social media claim she’s moved out of the White House, some say she’s hiding herself from the cameras after a bad-haircut, and others even guess she’s hiding in a Narnia-like parallel dimension. As for us, we think maybe she’s just recovering after undergoing a kidney surgery, you know, like a normal person.
As we continue to await for the First Lady’s return to the public scene, here are some of the funniest, craziest Twitter speculations on why Melania Trump has been suspiciously missing in action for nearly a month.
