Not how you’d expect a 53-year-old to act on Twitter, but hey, that’s why she’s J.K. Rowling! (Photo: WENN)
When she totally shut down comedian Ross Noble. (Photo: Twitter)
That time she stuck up for Madonna… (Photo: Twitter)
That time she was challenged on why Dumbledore “didn’t seem” like a gay man. (Photo: Twitter)
And when a simple printer made her totally relatable. (Photo: Twitter)
Her EPIC penis quip. (Photo: Twitter)
When she was the only human being not feeling very thankful for Daniel Radcliffe in “Equus.” (Photo: Twitter)
Or that time she reacted to Neville Longbottom’s sexy photo shoot. (Photo: Twitter)
When she made Voldemort look like the good guy. (Photo: Twitter)
When she gave perfect advice to a depressed fan. (Photo: Twitter)
That time she publicly humiliated an internet troll. (Photo: Twitter)
When she decided the time had come to take those “hell” recommendations to heart. (Photo: Twitter)
When she decreed all the Trump children to be Muggles. (Photo: Twitter)
And finally, whe she typed the words we were all waiting to read. (Photo: Twitter)
They see her Rowling, they haitin…
J.K. Rowling is not only good at writing fantasy novels about magical worlds that turn out to be one of the biggest movie franchises of all times, but also at typing epic Twitter comebacks that put ignorant muggles trolls in their damn place.
Jo is just as good with a QWERTY keyboard, and she’s proved it time after time, eviscerating trolls, standing up for those in need, feeding our Harry Potter nostalgia, and making us cackle with delight at her self-deprecating wit, one iconic tweet at a time.
In celebrating of Rowling’s birthday, here are 13 tweets that prove she’s the queen of Twitter comebacks (sorry, Chrissy. You’re still the queen of Twitter comedy, though.) Not how you’d expect a 53-year-old to act on Twitter, but hey, that’s why she’s J.K. Rowling!
