And though, luckily, Amal Clooney’s trophy husband left without any serious injuries, Clooney did get dangerously close to potentially permanently damaging his perfect face—a.k.a. one of the seven wonders of the entertainment world—and that was more than enough to send Twitter into a frenzy.
Click through our photo gallery above to see the funniest reactions to George Clooney not-at-all dramatic car incident. Not quite the way we envisioned him returning to ER, but we’ll take it.