Calvin Harris has somehow beaten his ex-girlfriend Taylor Swift to writing the brutal breakup song we have all been waiting for.
Maybe it is not all that surprising that the Scottish DJ has had more time on his hands considering Taylor has been on a non-stop PDA roadshow with new boyfriend Tom Hiddleston.
Calvin’s new song is called “Ole” and is written from Hiddleston’s pont of view, TMZ reports.
In the song, it is clear that Calvin believes Taylor hooked up with the 35-year-old British actor while they were still together!
One lyric goes: “I see online that you begun to be a good girl and take trips with your boyfriend. Being attentive, continue to pretend.”
“You’ve hidden my name in your phone so you can call me to tell me you’ve been going through hell. Left him alone and you booked in a hotel.”
The lyric “Low key you won’t tell none of your friends about me” might also be a thinly veiled reference to Hiddleston’s Thor character Loki.
So we guess Calvin has seen all the 4th of July weekend pics of Taylor and Tom.
Who can guess what will happen once Taylor gets home to her music room?