Kanye West’s strange love declaration

Kanye West has cut through his usual incoherent blabbering to get straight to the point and declare his love for McDonald’s.

That’s right, the fast food chain has been endorsed by the man who basically hates and takes credit for everything.

“McDonalds is my favorite brand (sic),” he declared on Twitter.

The 39-year-old rapper previously also showed his love for the brand in a poem he wrote for Frank Ocean’s magazine called Boys Don’t Cry.

Here we are privileged to present to you a piece of it in its full glory and genius:

McDonald’s man / McDonald’s man / The French fries had a plan / The French fries had a plan / The salad bar and the ketchup made a band / Cus the French fries had a plan…The cheeseburger and the shakes formed a band / To overthrow the French fries plan / I always knew them French fries was evil, man…

I knew the Diet Coke was jealous of the fries / I knew the McNuggets was jealous of the fries / Even the McRib was jealous of the fries / I could see it through his artificial meat eyes / And he only be there some of the time / Everybody was jealous of them French fries / Except for that one special guy / That smooth apple pie.

For the love of all that is good, people. How does this man command an audience?

It is also possible that Kanye just wanted some vouchers for tweeting that, though.

His wife Kim Kardashian recently got a designer bag filled with vouchers from McDonald’s after she declared her love on her website, writing: “When I go to McDonald’s, I ALWAYS have to get an order of small fries.”

“Then I usually order chicken nuggets and dip them in honey; or I’ll get a cheeseburger and chicken nuggets and eat half of each! (sic).”

So maybe Kanye is the Diet Coke and he is jealous of his French fry wife Kim?


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