Noah Cyrus And Lil Xan Are No Longer Together And Their Breakup Couldn’t Be Any Messier

A racy Charlie Puth meme may be to blame…

Well—we didn’t see this one coming. Not the breakup itself (sorry, guys, but we weren’t really rooting for you), rather the messy, nasty, offesinvely public way it all happened.

On Monday, Diego Lenaos took to Instagram to share his suspicious that his girlfriend for just a short weeks, Noah Cyrus, was cheating on him. And as if accusing her in front of his nearly 5 million followers wasn’t enough, the rapper made his feelings clear when he placed his platinum plaque for the single Betrayed—fairly accurate—in the toilet and urinated on it. Talk about extreme measures!

As expected, Noah Cyrus decided to address his disturbing post by denying the accusations and instead saying that a spicy Charlie Puth meme—yep, as in Charlie Puth’s on the body of an adult film star—was to blame for the whole situation.

“I’m heartbroken and confused,” Noah told fans. “This is the meme I sent Diego that made him think I’m cheating on him. Sorry @charlieputh,” she explained. She then went Live (like anyone going through a breakup would!) and tearfully said “I never did anything that I’m getting accused of.”

But wait a second—that isn’t the end of the story (yep, unfortunately there’s more). Now it is Noah Cyrus who is accusing Lil Zan of cheating on her after she caught him with a mysterious hickey on his neck.

“The truths is I haven’t seen him in almost a week. Every time we tried to hang out something always got in the way,” she confessed. “I then saw a picture of a girl on a court on his story at 2am. When I FaceTimed him later on I noticed a hickey,” she explained. “He told me it was jut a bruise. I decided to give him the benefit of the doubt and ignored it.”

Sure—we’re know Cyrus are capable of moving pass and overcoming a painful breakup. But, man, there’s no coming back from THIS!