Beth Ostrosky Stern and Howard Stern. (Photo: Archive)
Marisa Miller and Griffin Guess. (Photo: Archive)
Clive Owen and Sarah-Jane Fenton. (Photo: Archive)
Christie Brinkley and Billy Joel. (Photo: Archive)
Maya Rudolph and Paul Thomas Anderson. (Photo: Archive)
Katharine McPhee and Nick Cokas. (Photo: Archive)
Tina Fey and Jeff Richmond. (Photo: Archive)
Christina Hendricks and Geoffrey Arend. (Photo: Archive)
Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick. (Photo: Archive)
Evan Rachel Wood and Marilyn Manson. (Photo: Archive)
Pierce Brosnan and Keely Shaye Smith. (Photo: Archive)
Rick Ocasek and Paulina Porizkova. (Photo: Archive)
Hugh Jackman and Deborra-Lee Furness. (Photo: Archive)
Mary-Kate Olsen and Olivier Sarkozy. (Photo: Archive)
Mel B and Stephen Belafonte. (Photo: Archive)
Elizabeth Banks and Max Handelman. (Photo: Archive)
Elisabetta Gregoraci and Flavio Briatore. (Photo: Archive)
Robin Givens and Mike Tyson. (Photo: Archive)
Jenna Fischer and Lee Kirk. (Photo: Archive)
Dean McDermott and Tori Spelling. (Photo: Archive)
Kristen Bell and Dax Shepard. (Photo: Archive)
Angelina Jolie and Billy Bob Thornton. (Photo: Archive)
Julia Roberts and Daniel Moder. (Photo: Archive)
Julie Chen and Les Moonves. (Photo: Archive)
Adriana Lima and Marko Jaric. (Photo: Archive)
Isla Fisher And Sacha Baron Cohen. (Photo: Archive)
Aaron Johnson and Sam Taylor-Wood. (Photo: Archive)
Beyoncé and Jay-Z. (Photo: Archive)
Felicity Huffman and William H. Macy. (Photo: Archive)
John C. Reilly and Alison Dickey. (Photo: Archive)
Lana Parilla and Fred Di Blasio. (Photo: Archive)
Jesse Williams and Aryn Drake-Lee. (Photo: Archive)
Salma Hayek and François-Henri Pinault. (Photo: Archive)
Lorde and James Lowe. (Photo: Archive)
This might seem like a very mean list, but seriously – EVERYONE would be “less hot” than these smoking celebrities. Plus, respect to these spouses for pulling in these stars. So here we go!