27 Tweets Professing Our Insatiable Thirst For Birthday Boy Jon Hamm

  • Next to his amazing talent, his unbelievable good looks, and his irresistible voice, any other man seems like a bad joke. Here are 27 tweets that perfectly portray our thirst for Jon Hamm. (Photo: WENN)

  • Yes—but that’s a given. (Photo: Twitter)

  • It’s a joke! (Photo: Twitter)

  • Talent + good looks + sexy voice= Jon Freaking Ham. (Photo: Twitter)

  • His divine good looks are beyond our human understanding. (Photo: Twitter)

  • Jon Hamm is the scale. (Photo: Twitter)

  • We do too. (Photo: Twitter)

  • He’s delicious. (Photo: Twitter)

  • Jon Hamm with a beard is more than I can’t handle. (Photo: Twitter)

  • Scratch that—it’s not a hobby, is a profession. (Photo: Twitter)

  • We don’t deserve him—but we’ll happily take him! (Photo: Twitter)

  • Jon Hamm > God’s Plan. (Photo: Twitter)

  • Good enough reason to continue living…(Photo: Twitter)

  • Jon Hamm bringing couples together since 1971. (Photo: Twitter)

  • Just when we though he couldn’t get any hotter, there comes Jon Hamm to outsexified himself. (Photo: Twitter)

  • Jon Hamm is good for my fricking soul. (Photo: Twitter)

  • Who gave you permission, sir? (Photo: Twitter)

  • Totally worth it! (Photo: Twitter)

  • Say what you want about Jon Hamm in those H&R Block commercials—but y’all know this is true. (Photo: Twitter)

  • Stop scamming us, H&R Block! (Photo: Twitter)

  • Jon Hamm could make a Chevy sexy. (Photo: Twitter)

  • He could narrate the theory of relativity and I would gladly listen to him for hours! (Photo: Twitter)

  • I would trust Jon Hamm with my life! (Photo: Twitter)

  • Leave something for the rest, Hamm! (Photo: Twitter)

  • Not fair, genetics! (Photo: Twitter)

  • There’s only two types of men: Jon Hamm and the rest of the male population. (Photo: Twitter)

  • Kill. Me. Now. (Photo: Twitter)

  • Ok—this doesn’t have anything to do with Jon Hamm being freakishly handsome, but it had to be said. (Photo: Twitter)

Next to his amazing talent, his unbelievable good looks, and his irresistible voice, any other man seems like a bad joke. Here are 27 tweets that perfectly portray our thirst for Jon Hamm. (Photo: WENN)

When Jon Hamm first graced our screens as the always dapper Don Draper in Mad Men, we though we had been blessed with gift from the gods we simply weren’t worthy of. But, oh, how naïve we were for Jon Hamm has become our worst curse ever since!

It is as if all of the sudden, we could only see two types of guys: Jon Hamm and the rest of the men. Next to his amazing talent, his unbelievable good looks, and his irresistible voice, any other man seems like a bad joke.

Now, man and women, queer or straight, wander around this world looking for a significant other that we well know will never be as significant as the one and only Jon Hamm. All we can do now is profess our overwhelming love for the actor and dream and hope that one day he’ll at least know that our heart beats only for him.

Celebrating his 47th birthday—also known as the day that our lives began, even if we weren’t born yet—here are 27 tweets that perfectly portray our love/obsession/addiction with the magnificent specimen that is called Jon Hamm.


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