Celebrating his 35th birthday, we’ve laid out 10 solid arguments to prove that Chris is, without a doubt, the most Hems-worthy brother of your love. (Photo: WENN)
Chris Hemsworth is the second of three brothers—and everybody knows the middle child is always the best. Skilled negotiators, keepers of piece, and pretty much the glue of the family. So that automatically makes Chris way cooler than his siblings. (Photo: WENN)
There’s no denying that the three Hemsworth brothers are HOT AF. So the distinction lies in details. Personally, we live for the muscles + beard + trademark long God like locks combo Chris has to offer. (Photo: WENN)
Liam is an overwhelming 6-feet-3—a little too tall—, while Luke is a modest 5-feet-9—far too close to the ground. Chris is a perfect 6-feet-2! Talk about finding a middle ground. (We know—we’re really reaching with this one.) (Photo: WENN)
All franchises aside (meaning “The Avengers” and “The Hunger Games”), Liam’s “The Last Song” pales in comparison to Chris’ “Snow White and the Huntsman,” “In the Heart of the Sea,” and “Ghostbusters.” (Photo: WENN)
Y’all know we had to play the “Ancient Nordic God” card. Chris has staked his claim to the Hemsworth crown as the Marvel’s ripped Thor. He’s a god. You can’t beat that—nor his magical hammer! (Photo: WENN)
Yes, Luke has one more kid than Chris. But here’s where he gets the advantage: Chris whipped up a T-Rex shaped birthday cake, complete with shimmery sprinkles, for one of his daughters. Bonus dad points! (Photo: Instagram)
At the end, the numbers say it all: Chris is worth a dazzling $60 million, Liam hedges in at $16 million, and Luke trails both with his paltry $3 million. Money talks—and Chris’ bank account is screaming our name! (Photo: WENN)
Even if you are either Team Liam or Team Luke (… really?), it is Chris’ birthday, so we might as well just let him have the title of most Hemsworth-it brother—at least for the today day! (Photo: Instagram)
Let’s settle this once and for all.
We’re sick and tired of listening people debating about which Hemsworth brother is the best. Sure, Miley, Liam is cute and all. And yes, Luke is quite literally is the OG Hemsworth brother, like, by birth. But we have far too many reasons to believe, nay, know that Chris deserves the Hemsworth crown.
I mean, we can all agree all three Hemsworths are hot AF—so we’re not going to go and try to make our case by saying Chris is irresistibly handsome (although, duh, he totally is). But when throw fatherhood and star power to the mix—among other equally irresistible things, of course— is evident it isn’t Liam nor Luke, but Chris who is the epitome of the male form in all its glory.
Celebrating his 35th birthday, we’ve laid out 10 solid arguments to prove that Chris is, without a doubt, the most Hems-worthy brother of your love. Picking the sexiest sibling is never an easy game, but we’re willing to play.