Beyoncé conspiracy theories are the bread a butter in Hollywood.
The celebrity life comes with a price. The more famous you are, the more mud haters will try to throw at you. And since no one is more famous than Beyoncé, it shouldn’t come as a surprise that some of the craziest, most outrageous stories in Hollywood center around our Queen B.
While some of the headlines are plain ridiculous, other Beyoncé conspiracy theories somehow actually make sense. Not to mention that, on top of that, there’s compelling evidence on some of these rumors (like her incriminatory hand gestures or the whole baby bump gate 2011 circa), leaving conspiracist drunk in love off the most popular Queen B-related stories.
Like on Thursday, when the world learned Beyoncé’s former drummer was accusing the singer of practicing “extreme witchcraft” against her, which included “dark magic”, “magic spells of sexual molestation,” and even a murdered kitten.
So, in honor of B’s recently exposed voodoo powers, here’s a rundown of some of the best Beyoncé conspiracy theories we sort of want to believe. Therefore, Oxford Dictionary—perhaps you should consider changing the word to conspironcé.