25 Tweets That Reveal The Utter Insanity That Is Being A Mom

  • The chaotic nature of motherhood lends itself to humor, perfectly explained in these 25 about the utter insanity that is being a mom. (Photo: Release)

  • And don’t you dare questioning my parenting skills. (Photo: Twitter)

  • The real trick is to never start dying eggs so your kids don’t have any expectations of you at Easter. (Photo: Twitter)

  • And say “I’m bored.” (Photo: Twitter)

  • Maybe not. There’s always the clapping because it is finally over. (Photo: Twitter)

  • Motherhood is so easy—specially when you have reasonable kids. (Photo: Twitter)

  • Being in power has its perks. (Photo: Twitter)

  • Which of us do you want to change your stinky diaper, sweetie?! (Photo: Twitter)

  • After 15% it’s panic time. (Photo: Twitter)

  • They now know the computer is their mother, father, and best friend. (Photo: Twitter)

  • Prior to that, out of your father’s personal space. (Photo: Twitter)

  • Final level, of course, is Darth Vader voice… (Photo: Twitter)

  • I’m not sure I want you to sleep with me tonight, sweetie. (Photo: Twitter)

  • Sometimes kids take “sharing” to an unnecessary, unwanted, unpleasant next level. (Photo: Twitter)

  • Moms fighting the positive messages Disney sends our kids. (Photo: Twitter)

  • “Do as I say, not as I do” is my life’s motto. (Photo: Twitter)

  • Please just hold her while I got to First Class and have a cocktail. (Photo: Twitter)

  • Touché. (Photo: Twitter)

  • In the wise words of Carrie Underwood “I don’t even know my last name.” (Photo: Twitter)

  • And even months after, they still yell: “NO! DON’T TAKE IT DOWN! (Photo: Twitter)

  • So you’re telling me I really am an unpaid chófer? (Photo: Twitter)

  • If only I had known. (Photo: Twitter)

  • I’ve been collecting all the dirty clothes for weeks, so it better be laundry! (Photo: Twitter)

  • It feels like I haven’t slept in 7 years… (Photo: Twitter)

  • A bouquet of flowers? Who’s changing the water every 3 days?

The chaotic nature of motherhood lends itself to humor, perfectly explained in these 25 about the utter insanity that is being a mom. (Photo: Release)

You love them, take care of them, cook them healthy food, change their dirty diapers, keep their crappy artwork displayed around the house, put up with their endless tantrums… Wow, wow! That took a turn for the worse really quickly.

Welcome to a mom’s life.

Once you have a kid you soon learn that the reality of what being a mom is actually like is way different from the expectations most of us go into it with. Don’t get us wrong—nobody’s denying the beauty of motherhood. But there’s a lot of driving. And cleaning. And convincing people to eat. So, let’s face it: your kids will suck your will to live… in a very sweet way.

The chaotic nature of motherhood lends itself to humor, perfectly explained in these 25 about the utter insanity that is being a mom.

WARNING: Do not click through our photo gallery above unless you want to farewell your lifelong dream of becoming a mother, cuz, believe us, it will fly away to never come back!


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