The “no one can eat just one” punch line doesn’t ring truer than in the case of French fries. (Photo: Release)
My mother language. (Photo: Twitter)
I mean—that’s what they are made for, amirite? (Photo: Twitter)
Because French fries love you back. (Photo: Twitter)
No insurance? Take care of your mental health with an order of crunchy French fries. (Photo: Twitter)
I aspire to be the crunchiest French fry. (Photo: Twitter)
You’ll be hearing from Ronald McDonald’s lawyers on Monday. (Photo: Twitter)
How to spot French Fries lover. (Photo: Twitter)
Tater tots over French fries? They’re a psycho. (Photo: Twitter)
I’d finally have a decent summer body! (Photo: Twitter)
There’ll always be French fries on my plate—why way or another. (Photo: Twitter)
Because French fries should be your *only* diet. (Photo: Twitter)
CHANGE IT AT ONCE! (Photo: Twitter)
4. And we all are on the hunt for the best fries. (Photo: Twitter)
Get you a boy like this! (Photo: Twitter)
This would be a happy ending. (Photo: Twitter)
And it’ll be way shorter if you ever try to eat French fries from my plate. (Photo: Twitter)
French fries are like women: they come in all shapes and sizes, they’re beautiful on the inside and out, we’re all in the hunt for the best one, and we have a strong love for them. Why, you ask?
The perfect accompaniment for the classic burger (and fish, and stake, and any other dish, for that matter), French fries are probably the best tasting snacks you could ever have. Why, you ask? Because they are potato, they are fried, and they are salty. Not to mention you can get them anywhere, anytime, and they’ll always be the right choice. Breakfast? Sure. Dinner? Delicious. 3 o’clock in the morning? Sounds like a good idea.
Celebrating National French Fries day, here are 16 tweets you’ll only understand if you too are in love with this gloriously golden snack. The “no one can eat just one” punch line doesn’t ring truer than in the case of French fries.
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