Kendall Jenner: I’m pregnant, Kim!

Now we know who not to call when one slipped past the goalie – Kim Kardashian is the worst listener ever!

While hanging out with her sister Khloé Kardashian on her new show Kocktails with Khloé, Kendall Jenner made the call to Kim to tell her that she was pregnant.

The 20-year-old model sat making the call with a wry smile as she is not pregnant at all, but was merely pranking Kim – who is a mother of two kids with husband Kanye West, E! Online reports.

“I was calling you because I wanted to tell you something and I haven’t told anyone yet, because I feel like you could help me figure out what I should do,” Kendall told Kim. “I’m pregnant.”

Kim then predictably shifted the attention on to herself immediately, responding: “I don’t know. I’m not the one to talk to. I’ve had the worst experience and I’m so fresh off of the worst birthing experience.”

In what seems like the longest deflection ever, Kim continued: “I mean, today is not the day because I’d literally be a little more negative, because I’m on like one hour of sleep, because North was up all night and I was feeding him every two seconds and literally my day has been so crazy and I had no sleep and I want to die, but oh my god it’s so hard.”

Even when Kendall pretended to break down crying, there was little sympathy from Kim, who asked: “Do you want me to come over? I can bring, like, my 30 kids and you can babysit for two seconds and see how you feel.”

Khloé then finally intervened and told Kim she was welcome as a guest on her show in the future, but with one rude catch.

“I love you and when you lose a few pounds I want you to come on Kocktails with Khloé!”


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