He gave us unrealistic expectation of what our doctor should look like. And then he gave us unrealistic expectations of what any man should be. George Clooney has basically ruined the male gender for us women. But we’re totally ok with that. (Photo: WENN)
Helsman of the USS Enterprise, Hikaru Sulu, LGBT ally, and big anti-Trump activist. What’s not to love about Star Trek’s George Takei? (Photo: WENN)
George Harrison will forever be remembered as the Beatle who wrote some of the band’s most iconic songs, like “Here Comes the Sun,” “I Me Mine,” “While My Guitar Gently Weeps,” and “Something,” just to name a few. (Photo: WENN)
Governor of Texas turned 43rd President of the United States turned praised painter, George W. Bush deserved a spot on our list! (Photo: WENN)
Like any celebrity, George Michael had his persona issues, but he was a phenomenal singer who delivered soulful pop perfection since the beginning of his musical career with Wham! (Photo: WENN)
Actor, comedian, talkshow host, entertainer, writer, Grammy nominee, producer, and philanthropist. Phew—what a list! George Lopez sure is a man of many trades! (Photo: WENN)
Prince George may not have the throne yet, but he is already King of the sassiest, fiercest, and most unimpressed facial expressions in all of the United Kingdom. Long live His Royal Cuteness! (Photo: Instagram)
We love him for the universe he created. As far as we’re concerned, Star War’s George Lucas is the best George in this and any other galaxies. I mean, there’s no arguing that the force is definitely pretty strong with this George. (Photo: WENN)
Father of the Mother of Dragos, Khal Drogo, Jon Snow, and every other living (and dead, of course) character and creature in Westeros and the rest of the Seven Kingdoms. We’re talking about the amazing George R.R. Martin! (Photo: WENN)
Though George Hamilton is substantially known for his film and TV work during the 60’s and the 70’s, he is, perhaps, most famous for his debonair style and his perfect and perpetual suntan! (Photo: WENN)
George Takei may be best known for his role as the legendary Mr. Sulu on Star Trek, but there’s far more to Takei than manning the helm of the USS Enterprise. He is a businessman, a social media star, and an activist.
But despite all of the above, when we hear his name, our mind begins to wander, and “George Takei” suddenly becomes just “George” and thus we inevitably end up thinking about our dream boyfriend (and Amal’s trophy husband) George Clooney.
So, sorry, Takei! But you’re definitely not the best George in Hollywood. Although, since it is his birthday, we’re going to cut him some slack and acknowledge the fact that he is competing against one of the hottest man the world has ever seen. So George Takei’s might as well be called Old McDonald but we’d still be thinking about Clooney.
What a terrible time to be named George! But at least the Star Trek actor is not suffering alone. Click through our photo gallery above and check out 10 other celebrities who have the misfortune of sharing names with the one and only George Clooney.
(Yes—you guessed correctly. None of them is nearly as handsome as George Clooney is!)